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Funny Phonics is a comprehensive reading program that provides parents and teachers with everything they need to teach their children and students (older or younger) how to read. At Funny Phonics, we believe that reading is a gift from GOD, and is an essential part of a joyful, holy, successful life. It is through reading the Bible that we get to know our CREATOR and KING: GOD the FATHER, GOD the LORD JESUS CHRIST, and GOD the HOLY SPIRIT. We desire to help every person learn to read well and get to know GOD well.
On this page you will find 70 free lessons that you can use to take your son, daughter, or student all the way from recognizing and sounding out letters in the alphabet to reading the King James Version of the Bible and being able to read all of the 500,000 words in the English Language. You do not have to pay, sign up, or give us your email address. Just click on the PDFs, print them off, and teach them to your student. It's that simple. Happy Reading!
Before you begin:
Before you begin, let's see how much your student knows! Print off the Funny Phonics Reading Level Test. Have your student read as much as he or she can. Circle the section where things get hard for him. Occasionally, you can have him re-take the test and view his progress!
Funny Phonics Reading Level Test
A-a-Adam Song Worksheet
Lesson 1: Letter Sounds & Flashcards
This lesson introduces the sounds of each letter. First, print off the flashcards and the A-a-Adam Song Worksheet. Then play the video and sing along!
FLASHCARDS:
English has vowels and consonants, which each are written as UPPER CASE LETTERS or lower case letters. Print off this document as a double sided document (flip on the short edge) to help learn the letters. Pictures help beginner readers remember what sound each letter makes. For each flashcard, ask the student, "What is this a picture of?" Then, have them say the sound and word with you, such as "A-a-Adam". On the back of each flashcard is a Bible verse that includes that letter's topic, plus a Biblical Concept for the student to learn and practice.
Funny Phonics Flashcards
Song: A-a-Adam Song
Lesson 2: UPPER CASE and lower case
Work with your student to recognize the upper case and lower case letters without pictures: Aa, Bb, Cc. Then practice sounding out the letters while pointing to them.
Aa, Bb, Cc
A A A A a a a a
Lesson 3: Blending Two Letters
This lesson takes all of the consonants and combines them with all of the vowels. For example: ba, be, bi, bo, bu. If your student gets frustrated and needs to read real words, Use the Alternative Sheet. Then sing the song along with the video.
Blending Two Letters
The Ba, Be, Bi, Bo, Bu Song
Lesson 3 Alternative Sheet
Lesson 4: Short Vowel Words
Student can begin reading words that have the pattern "consonant + vowel + consonant". These are all short vowel sounds. Ex: bat, bet, bit, bot, but. If your student needs help distinguishing the letter "b" from "d", watch the video and teach them this trick!
Short Vowel Words
Short Vowel Practice
Game: Distinguish b from d
Lesson 5: Short A
These short stories, "I am Sam" and "Max in a Jam", will give the reader practice using the short vowel "A". Print them off and have your student practice them until he or she can read them smoothly. Also, thank GOD for funny animals and feed the birds if you can!
I Am Sam
Max in a Jam
Lesson 6: Short E
Expand the student's reading skills by helping him to practice the short e sound in "Tess has a Pet" and "Bess in a Mess". Then discuss showing mercy and helping people in trouble. Have the student practice reading these stories until they can read them smoothly without help.
Tess has a Pet
Bess in a Mess
Lesson 7: Short i
Add a new vowel to your student's repertoire with "Jim's Pig" and "The BIG Pig in the Big Tent". Talk about feeding and playing with your pets!
Jim's Pig
The BIG Pig in the Big Tent
Lesson 8: Short O
Explore short "O" with "Bob's Pets" & "And GOD did Nod". Learn about using tools and observing animals.
Short o Lesson and Bob's Pets
And GOD did Nod
Lesson 9: Short U
Complete the study on short vowel sounds by reading and practicing "Bud's Pup" and "Six Ducks and a Pup". Discuss being gentle with those who make mistakes, and doing your chores without being asked.
Short u Lesson and Bud's Pup
Six Ducks and a Pup
Lesson 10: Consonant Blends
Consonant Blends
Lesson 10 allows your student to become familiar with consonant blends. Read the lesson, then complete the worksheets.
Recognizing R & L Blends (Worksheet)
Consonant Blends Worksheet
Lesson 11: Consonant Blends Fade Page
After your student has learned the blends with the pictures, it's time to take the pictures away. Lesson 11 focuses on reading and practicing the fade page list. Then, your student can practice reading blends with "The Truck was Stuck at Sam's Mill". Talk about overcoming challenges and finishing tasks.
Consonant Blends Fade Page &
The Truck was Stuck at Sam's Mill
Lesson 12: Shortcuts
an/en/in/on/un
When the student can instantly recognize these shortcuts, he will not have to sound out simple words that contain these patterns. Print this PDF and practice the an/en/in/on/un words. Then, play ball with your dad or another adult!
Shortcuts
Lesson 13a & b: Shortcuts:
ack/eck/ick/ock/uck
and "All" words.
ack/eck/ick/
ock/uck
Here are the second set of shortcuts and the "all" pattern, followed by two stories and a poem:
- "The Red Pickup Truck"
- "Tick Tock Clock"
- "Jack the Black Cat".
Then discuss how you can be a good friend.
Lesson 14: Long Vowel Sounds
We will now add the Long Sounds of the vowels. They are also called their "Name Sounds", because the long vowels say their names: A, E, I, O, and U. Sing along with the video and you will quickly understand!
Long Vowel Sounds
Lesson 15: Final Silent E
Adding an "E" at the end of a short word makes a big difference! Ex:
cap / cape
pet/ Pete
fin/ fine
hop/ hope
cub/ cube
Practice these words, then read about Adam and Eve in "GOD Made Man" and Kate in "Fun at Cape Cod". Finally, sing the "Silent E" Song to sear this Phonics Rule into your memory!
Final Silent E
Fun at Cape Cod
Song: "Silent E"
Lesson 16: Vowel Teams
When two vowels walk together, the first one says its name. The second vowel is silent. This rule only applies to these vowel teams:
ai, ee, oa, oe, ue, ui, and sometimes ie and ea. Read this lesson with your student, sing the song, and then enjoy the stories: "JESUS Heals the Sick and Endures Pain on the Cross" and "On the Trail of Life". Talk about following JESUS and trusting GOD to provide for you.
Song: "When Two Vowels Walk Together"
Vowel Teams
On the Trail of Life
Lesson 17: Final Silent E's Jobs
Explore all the ways the Silent E shows up, and read some of the wisdom of King Solomon and sing a song about being wise!
Final Silent E's Jobs
Song: "Be Wise!"
Lesson 18: Sight Words
Sight words are common words that don't follow the rules. Therefore, they must simply be practiced and memorized. Read this list out loud one word at a time so that your student can hear how it is supposed to sound. Then, have your student repeat the word. Practice this list every day. Soon, your student will be reading these words fluently.
Sight Words
Lesson 19: The Letter "S" at the End of Words
Explore the Letter "S" sounds and rules, and find out what happens when "s" is added at the end of a word.
"S" at the End of Words
Lesson 20: Y at the End of Short Words Says Long i
"Y" at the end of short words says the Long "i" sound. Examples are by, my, and try. Practice these words and read "Mary's Box". Then discuss how you can use your most prized possession to honor JESUS.
Y at the End of Short Words
Lesson 21: Y at the End of a Long Word or Syllable Says Long E (happy, joyfully)
Practice these words, read the story "A Windy Day", and think about something kind you can do for a friend!
Y and LY at the End of a Word
Lesson 22: AY Vowel Team: day, way, may
Practice these AY words, then read about Fay and Ray in "Play Day". Then enjoy the story, "Lucy the Lady Bug", which highlights the "Y Rules". Then, take some time to pray and encourage a friend.
AY Vowel Team
Lucy the Ladybug
Lesson 24: -ink, -ank, -unk,
-onk
Practice the pattern, as in: sink, sank, have sunk, and sunken ship. Then read "JESUS Cleans the Men's Stinky Feet". Discuss how you can follow JESUS by doing icky tasks!
ink, ank, unk, onk
Lesson 25: Adding -ing
to root words
Learn about adding "ing" to root words. (For examples: reading, writing, thinking). Then read the poem "Loving Living" and learn how to make all your activities acts of worship to GOD. Finally, sing the song, "Whatever You Do"!
Adding "ing" to Root Words
Song: "Whatever You Do" (Colossians 3:23 & 24)
Lesson 26: Using "ed" at the end of words
"Ed" is used at the end of verbs to make them past tense. Discover the fascinating rules that govern "ed"! Then read "Daniel Trusted in GOD" and discuss modern martyrs such as Charlie Kirk. Learn the importance of being faithful to JESUS CHRIST even when threatened with death.
Using "ED" at the end of Verbs to Make them Past Tense
Lesson 27: Vowel Clusters, Consonant Clusters, and R-Influenced Vowels
When your student learns these clusters and R-influenced vowels, his reading will soar to new levels!
Vowel Clusters, Consonant Clusters, and R-Influenced Vowels
Lesson 28: -OR
Practice -OR with "The Storm". Practice it until your student can read it smoothly and fluently. Then discuss GOD's protection for those who worship Him.
The Storm
Lesson 29: -AR
Practice -AR by reading "A Trip to the Farm" and discuss ways to develop patience.
A Trip to the Farm
Lesson 30: -ER, -IR, -UR
Practice these R-Influenced vowels by reading the word list, "Bert the Cat", and "An Outfit for Shirley". Then discuss how to develop a grateful heart!
Bert the Cat
and
An Outfit for Shirley
Lesson 31: Syllables
Reading long words becomes easy when you break the words down into syllables. Learn how! Let your student use his or her new skill to help you read "The New Nanny". Then talk about saying "Sorry" and asking for help when you mess up!
What is a Syllable?
The New Nanny
Lesson 32: Sh as in Ship
Practice the "sh" Consonant Team words and read about Shelly in "The Mall". Then discuss contentment and how GOD will provide for all your needs.
Sh as in Ship
Lesson 33: Prefixes
Learn how to recognize common beginnings to words. Then, read "Discovering Bike Trails" and discuss how to be Early, Ready, and Prepared for every activity you engage in! Finally, sing a song and draw a picture that will help you assess if you have honored GOD with every thought, word, attitude, and action today!
Prefixes
Song: "A Daily Checklist/ Thou Shalt Not Take the Name of the LORD Thy GOD in Vain"
Lesson 34: Suffixes
Learn how to recognize common endings to words. Also, learn what these suffixes mean! Then, learn some great character qualities and sing the song, "I Choose to Be Like JESUS". Finally, listen to the book, "Kindness is my Superpower" by Alicia Ortega.
Suffixes
Song: "I Choose to be Like JESUS"
Video of Book:
"Kindness is my Superpower"
Lesson 35: Ch as in Child
Practice reading words containing "ch" as in child. Then read "Sunday Plans" and discuss GOD's gift of the Sabbath Day.
The Ch Sound
Lesson 36: Th as in The and Think, and Thr as in Three
"Th" is a letter team which can be voiced or unvoiced. Learn the difference, then read "Happy Children" and discuss how you can become a Life-Long Learner and a Seeker of Wisdom!
Th is a Letter Team
Lesson 37: Ow as in Owl
and Ou as in Couch
The pinch sound "ow" (as in cow) can also be spelled with "ou" as in "outside". Practice this sound and then read "A Mouse in the House". Discuss what you should do if you really, really, REALLY want something!
Ow as in owl
Lesson 38: Ow as in Snow;
Read examples of the second sound of the letters "ow". Then, read and sing "The Ten Commandments". If you wish, you may print and frame a copy of the Ten Commandments to display in your home or school.
Ow as in Snow
Exodus 20:1-17
by King's Things
Print and Frame the Ten Commandments
Lesson 39: Ew as in New;
Ue as in Blue
Let's explore the two sounds of "ew" as in "grew" and "few", and look at "ue" as in blue. Then read "The Parable of the Great Feast" and learn about GOD's wonderful invitation that He has made to you to come to JESUS' Big Party!
Ew Has Two Sounds
Lesson 40:
Aw as in jaw
Au as in Paul
Qu as in question
Squ as in squirrel
Practice reading "Aw" and "Au" vowel sounds, "qu" words, and "squ" words. Then read "Paul's Story" and discuss how you can tell your story to everyone around you!
Aw, Au, qu, & Squ
Lesson 42:
OO as in Book
OO as in Moon
Learn the two sounds of "oo" and then read "A Walk at Noon". Then read and sing Proverbs 25 and learn about having self-control while eating sweets. Start a good habit by brushing your teeth after every meal!
OO as in Book; OO as in Moon
Proverbs 25 by King's Things
Lesson 43:
tion, sion, cian, cien, cean, and tian =shun;
cious and tious=shus;
cial=shul
Learn these amazing sounds and read "A Celebration of our Nation". Then discuss how you can become great in GOD's eyes by serving others! Finally, sing the song, "Servant of All"!
tion=shun
Song: "Servant of All" by Psalty, Ernie Rettino, & Debby Kerner Rettino
Lesson 44:
The two sounds of "G" (as in go and gym) . "DGE".
Learn the two sounds of G and then read "The Angelic Visitation". Then learn about GOD's will for your life: to become one of JESUS' best friends and to receive GOD's rewards for faithful, victorious service to JESUS!
The Letter G and "DGE"
Lesson 45:
PH = "F"
When "PH" are read together, they say the sound "F". Learn some great new words and read about "The Development of Communication". Then, make someone happy today by giving them a call on the phone and talking to them!
PH = "F"
Lesson 46:
The Two Sounds of C (as in cot and bicycle)
Practice the two sounds of "C" and then read "Corn, Cows, and a Fancy Palace". Then discuss how you can plan for future events.
The Two Sounds of C
Lesson 47:
"igh" as in "high"; "ight" as in "light"
"eigh"="a" as in eight
igh, ight, ei, and eigh
Practice these patterns and then read
"The Most Important Commandment &
The Good Samaritan". Talk about showing compassion to those who need help.
Lesson 48: ch
English says: ch
French says: sh
Greek says: Kr
"CH" sounds different, depending on whether the word is of English, Greek, or French origin. Learn these words and then read "Christmas and Hanukkah". Finally, start preparing a holiday gift for someone you love!
CH in English, French, and Greek
Lesson 49: All, Awl, and Alk
Practice these words and then read "A Small Act of Random Kindness". Then do a small act of random kindness for someone today!
All, Awl, and Alk
Lesson 50:
"ey" = "E" as in Key
"ey" = "A" as in Obey
Practice reading these words and read "A Humble KING on a Donkey". Then sing a praise song to JESUS!
EY says "E" or "A"
Lesson 51: ough can say "off", "aw", "ow", "o", "oo", or "uff"
OUGH words must be learned like vocabulary words. Practice these words and then read Psalm 34. Take some time to pray and call out to GOD for help.
OUGH
Lesson 53:
i=e in Latin & Romance language words such as "piano"
et=Long A in French words as in "ballet"
Practice these words and then read "My Sister, the Prima Ballerina". Talk about being diligent in developing your gifts, talents, and skills! Then sing "Seest Thou a Man" (Proverbs 22:29)!
I=e, et=Long A
Song: "Seest Thou a Man" (Proverbs 22:29)
Lesson 54: Contractions
Contractions are informal words that are commonly used in speech to shorten the words. Read these common contractions and then enjoy "That'd Be a Miracle", the story of JESUS feeding the 5,000 and walking on the water! If you need a miracle in your life, take some time to pray right now. JESUS loves doing miracles!
Contractions
Lesson 55:
"gn"="n" (silent g) as in gnat, sign, reign, and campaign
Practice recognizing the silent "g" in these words and then read Matthew 8:5-13 to discover the secret to the faith of the Roman officer.
GN=N
Lesson 56:
"gh" = "g", "ff", or is silent
Practice the different ways to pronounce "gh", then learn what the Greatest Commandment is and how you can do it!
GH=g, ff, or silent
Lesson 57: When to use "a" or "an"
"a" says "uh" at the beginning of some words, as in about, await, & America
"a" as in father
A or An
Read these phonics rules about "a", then read "The Prodigal Son" and learn about apologizing and forgiving.
Lesson 58: Silent Letters
Silent K as in know
Silent B as in Comb
Silent H as in Honest
Silent U as in Guard
Silent W as in Wrote
Silent P as in Psalm
Silent L as in Walk
Silent S as in Illinois
Silent G as in Paradigm
Silent Letters
Song: "Yes,Sir; Yes, Ma'am"
Learn about these silent letters, then read Psalm 139 and think about a gift you could give to a new baby or pregnant mother.
Lesson 59:
A Few Final Phonics Rules:
-old, olt, oll, ost
-ild, ind
-ull
-ful
-sc says "s"
-Rules about X
-ea & ear
A Few Final Phonics Rules
Song: "You are Valuable" by Anne Hogan
Robin Penelope's Day at the Beach
Learn a few final Phonics Rules and read "JESUS said, 'Follow Me and Be My Disciple'" and "Robin Penelope's Day at the Beach". Then talk about becoming a disciple of JESUS and exploring GOD's beautiful world!
Lesson 60:
Practice Using a Dictionary
Have your student look up words and definitions in order to understand
Psalm 91 better. Then ask GOD to protect you!
Using a Dictionary
Lesson 61:
Practice Using an Encyclopedia
Using an encyclopedia is a great way to start researching a topic. Practice this skill here!
Using an Encyclopedia
Lesson 62:
Practice Using a Thesaurus and a Bible Concordance
A Thesaurus helps you find synonyms for words that are commonly used. A Bible Concordance helps you research words in the Bible. Learn how to use these excellent resources!
Using a Thesaurus and a Bible Concordance
Lesson 63: Everyday Useful Terms, Measurements, and Abbreviations
Reading is practical! Your student will encounter these reading words in their everyday life. Learn these, then read Proverbs 2:1-11 and and start a "Wisdom and Common Sense" Notebook!
Everyday Useful Terms, Measurements, and Abbreviations
Lesson 64:
Pronouncing The 50 United States of America and their Capitals
Here is a short introduction to the 50 United States of America and their capitals. This PDF also corrects some commonly mispronounced places, like Pierre, South Dakota, which sounds like "PEER". Another common mistake is Illinois, which sounds like "il-in-OY" (it does NOT have an "s" sound when pronounced properly).
States and Capitals of the U.S.A.
Song: "Tour the States" by Ronald Francoeur
Lesson 65:
Pronouncing The Nations of the World
Learn how to pronounce the 197 countries of the world by singing this fun song by Ronald Francoeur! First, print the PDF. Then play the song several times, reading and singing along as you go! Then, memorize the song for Matthew 28:19-20. Print off the Brochure "How to Do GOD's Commands" (double-sided, flip on the short edge). Read and discuss what JESUS' Commands are and how you can teach His Commands to other people!
197 Nations and Capitals
Song: "Tour the World" by Ronald Francoeur
Brochure: How to Do GOD's Commands
Song: "Go and Make Disciples of All the Nations"
(Matthew 28:19-20)
Lesson 66:
Books of the Bible: Old Testament & New Testament
Learn how to pronounce the 66 Books of the Bible and learn how they are organized. Sing and memorize the songs, and then start reading through the entire Bible (either a Children's Bible or an adult Bible such as the New Living Translation).
The Books of the Bible and their Organization
Song: Books of the Old Testament
Song: Books of the New Testament
(Composer unknown)
Lesson 67:
Pronouncing Names in the Bible, including the Twelve Apostles
It can sometimes be hard to pronounce names in the Bible. Read this lesson to discover some tips to help you. Sing the Twelve Apostles' Names, then read the geneology of JESUS CHRIST and pray the LORD's Prayer.
Pronouncing Names in the Bible
Song: "Follow Me and Be My Disciple"
Lesson 68:
The Quest for Knowledge, Wisdom, Understanding, Discernment, Common Sense, Counsel, Might, Revelation, and the Fear of the LORD
Reading is an amazing new skill that will allow your student to learn many things. Read and discuss these guidelines to develop wholesome reading habits. If you have not yet started reading through the whole Bible, now is a great time to begin!
The Quest for Wisdom
Lesson 69: Challenge: Read, Sing, and Memorize Bible Passages!
Obtain a copy of the Bible in the King James Version. Open the Bible to these passages, then sing along with Mr. Ross King! These songs make it easy to learn and memorize Scripture!
Genesis 1 by King's Things
Exodus 20:1-17
by King's Things
Proverbs 25 by King's Things
Luke 2:1-20
by King's Things
John 1:1-7 by King's Things
Ephesians 6 by King's Things
Lesson 70: The Illustration of Scripture
With breathtaking artistic talent, Miss Lillian Adelline Cluck brings the Scriptures to life in a whole new way! Watch her work-in-progress as she illustrates the Creation Story from Genesis 1:1 - Genesis 2:3!